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Post by Rickard5 on Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:48 pm

I take exception with that Jose

If we use the proof Provided
"If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I
sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

I go back to 300 pound Fat ASS Marry Jane Rotten Crotch back in collage we had a mutual agreement that it would be a COLD DAY IN Hell before I would go diving in to that bucket of Lard, and in much the same thought was it would be that day before she'd let me in there. But much to my shame 2 bottles of Crown Royal Latter That Cold Day came, and I took ride on that moped until I got caught! because we all know FAT Girls are like Mopeds - Fun as hell to ride until your friends see you on one !

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Post by jimithing on Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:12 pm

well it was stated with no alcohol involved so sorry about your moped ride but there's no comparison!! but then again we can always revert to your 2 girlfriends that you just met, but you sure cant fit even one on a Vespa. You remember, the photos you showed me that we posted here?? I think your goggles need to be adjusted. You know you wanted that big momma.

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Post by Rickard5 on Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:39 pm

Hey Jose, Man Fat Girls are Just like Surfing
Slap on that Calf and ride the first wave in
Smile Smile

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Post by jimithing on Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:48 pm

They are also like a bakery. Put some flour on em and look for the wet spot

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Post by Alan Cullen on Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:26 am

will you two just stop it...like now?

Sheez

Jose, just back from a 5 day furlough (is that how you yanks spell it?)

Jose, I just pissed myself laughing. That was very clever mate. I did enjoy that.

Flossy....Flossy...okay, who went and hid her?

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Post by Rickard5 on Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:02 pm

Well Jose You know why I find Pregnant girls so hot?
Cuz their just like Drunk Driving in a Wrecked car, How Much more Damage can you do ?
the Real thing about Really Cool thing about women over 55 is,
1. they don't Yell,
2. They Don't Swell
3. They Don't Tell
4. and there always Grateful as Hell

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Post by jimithing on Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:41 pm

but the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman is... You can unscrew a lightbulb!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! and the difference between Lady Godiva and a Golfball is a golf ball is a hunt on a course!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Post by jimithing on Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:42 pm

So.... Where is this new wet tshirt photo we were supposed to see? Skeeps you know anything about this??

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Post by MAD@CAD on Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:24 pm

While pumping gas on a sad sad day, I was very distracted. I pulled the nozzle out of the tank with the lever still down...spraying gas...

all over my hair, face, shirt, boots, pants, coat... the entire side of my van and half of the gas station parking lot.

I had to go in and pay...dripping and smelling like...gas.
Someone said.. "Do you smell gas?"
Me being me... I said "no".

It was horrible. Thank God for my glasses or I'd be blind and spiderbum. The fumes were so bad that I thought I'd get a DUI.

Bad wet t-shirt

I spent the next three hours trying to get the smell out of my hair.
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