Wish's for a safe trip for Alan our Aussie going to a Strange Land

Alan I wasn't too sure of your DATE of DEPARTURE to Old Mexico, But
From your Friends, YOUR FAMILY here, Have a GOOD and SAFE Trip! and
remember everything I told you, Like

1. Don't carry more than you need at
   any time, there's always some one looking to share your wealth!
   
2. Don't drink anything that not out of a bottle,
   
3. AND for god's sake keep
   your Britches Zipped, don't be tempted by the $10 LBFMs
   
4. There is NO Donkey show
   
5. The Federales are not Bound by any laws
   
6. The usual Buy out of jail for a gringo is $250 American
   
7. Take at least $50 in US Dollars (green backs spend better than Pesos)
   
8. there all Catholics Down there, for God's Sake don't let them know you're a STINK'N Proddy
   

and be careful on your Trip Take a camera and a LAPTOP we expect Daily Reports

I informed him of the non water consumption clause. I told him to chill his glasses from the outside. He's leaving next week, and I hope him and zars have an awesome time out there. Dont do anything I would do

OHh and I forgot one other GOOD piece of Advice
STAY OUT ot the Pharmacies, Meskin Ludes are EVIL Not that I have ever indulged, but from everything I've heard they are nothing to mess with!

Thanks guys....he's a quick itinery (dates are local dates).....

Wednesday 10 Dec.....Cairns - Hongkong
Friday 12 Dec..... Hong Kong - Los Angeles
Saturday 13 Dec..... Los Angeles - Mexico City - Lazaro Cardenas

The return trip commences on 12 January 2009......same (reverse) route back.

Oh...and I'm a Catholic, so I should blend in well........mwhahaha

So......depart time is rapidly coming up. I will have access to a couple of Zars computers, I'm taking a camera (digital), so lots of daily reports and piccies will be coming.

The time has finally come....last day of work today, then I fly out tomorrow.

Dunno whether to be excited or apprehensive.......

Excited
Hope you remembered to get a bottle of PEPTO
Just Remember never take medicine in a country where you can't drink the Local Water

Safe and happy travels mate.

Cheers all.....

Only 5 hours of work left....but I'm not counting.

17 hours and a wake up till you on your way to the WORLD man, Damn Short timers

you'll be a mexican when you come back

woot....

then we'll see who can speak Spanish......mwhahaha

"Him pray Vato

On horseback given the canine tooth one does not see him

To every guajolote his Christmas night goes over"......

You speak in riddles, Rick.......

Ask You teacher man They will be clear as a bell to her

A cada guajolote se le llega su Nochebuena. = Every turkwey has his Christmas eve, or Every dog has his day

A caballo dado no se le ve el colmillo= Never examine the teeth of the horse brining gifts
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Hey... cheers mate... have a good time!

you too mate....enjoy yourself in Perth.

I never told you.....but Perth has a reputation for being the pommy capital of Australia. Seems all Poms who come out here end up in Perth. Mwhahaha

... ahhhh... that's why the beer's supposed to be good then

Swan........<swan sound> glug, glug </swan sound>

What sound does a swan make other than a honk?

Hey people don't worry, I'll take care of Alan while he's here.

The first day we had a party on the beach and it was a total sucess and we had a lot of fun, you'll have to wait till tomorrow to see the piccies but we're having a lot of fun.

Cheers.

That's good to hear, Please keep him away from open flames and Federalies we can't afford the bail