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Alan Cullen
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skeeps- Forum Pioneer
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Re: wet tshirt
ouch...can't stand pommy water. In Darwin they add ice, like fill the pool up with ice first. Just to get the nipples upstanding. Deviate mob of blokes they are in the Northern Territory.
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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Wet T-Shirt??
Could we possibly have a new one? maybe with a white T-Shirt?? Man Im being dirty I dont apologize though!!
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jimithing wrote:Could we possibly have a new one? maybe with a white T-Shirt?? Man Im being dirty I dont apologize though!!
Damn Jose I've been waiting 6 months for the ones she promised me. If you get one before I do, I'll have to fly to Fla and Kick your but all the way back New Jersey, or Ohio or where ever you're from man!!!
Rickard5- Admin
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Brought the GF a white t-shirt. Now to threaten her......"take it off, or I throw a bucket of ice-cold water over you"
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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send us picies and let us know how that works out for ya man (if ya live)Alan Cullen wrote:Brought the GF a white t-shirt. Now to threaten her......"take it off, or I throw a bucket of ice-cold water over you"
Rickard5- Admin
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piccies will be posted in 2 weeks.
ouch...what was that for love?
oh, you don't like white t-shirts?
ouch...what was that for love?
oh, you don't like white t-shirts?
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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jimithing wrote:New Jersey and OHIO??? What kind of person do you thing I am??
A Hippie, a Hippie Jose beautify America and get a hair cut you hippie!
Rickard5- Admin
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Wax on - Wax off.
hehehehe
hehehehe
skeeps- Forum Pioneer
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any time, I'll even throw in the Shamwow a $19.95 VALUEskeeps wrote:Wax on - Wax off.
hehehehe
FREE
Rickard5- Admin
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Hey Jose'
You Know why the EU Uses Micky Meters?
because in England 101 Micky Meters sounds so much bigger 4"
and in France 76MM sounds Hugely bigger than 3"
so you send an English Byrd to Texas where EVERYTHING'S BIGGER, She'll be saying SHAM WOW
You Know why the EU Uses Micky Meters?
because in England 101 Micky Meters sounds so much bigger 4"
and in France 76MM sounds Hugely bigger than 3"
so you send an English Byrd to Texas where EVERYTHING'S BIGGER, She'll be saying SHAM WOW
Rickard5- Admin
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101 mickey metres... I wouldn't fold it in half for anyone..
ps_port- Forum Pioneer
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if you fold it in half you would have 1C that's not very mathematical!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Yea I can hear french women going after it "Perrire Give me 202.6 MM at a an entry angle of 37.5and a velocity of 8 kph with an impact pressure of 14 milibars"!
While the British women just ask "I say Charles, Have you penetrated yet?"
don't forget all the Girlies in Texas go "WOW-SHAM WOW"
While the British women just ask "I say Charles, Have you penetrated yet?"
don't forget all the Girlies in Texas go "WOW-SHAM WOW"
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ps_port- Forum Pioneer
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From wet t-shirts to imperial/metric to engineering penetrations. Wow, talk about covering some ground..........
Bit like what I hope to do next week.....
Sid-ah-knee, look out. Here I come.......
Bit like what I hope to do next week.....
Sid-ah-knee, look out. Here I come.......
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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Alan Cullen wrote:From wet t-shirts to imperial/metric to engineering penetrations. Wow, talk about covering some ground..........
Bit like what I hope to do next week.....
Well Allen I can Draft you a Plan if you Need. But Remember ALWAYS to Observe the Laws of Physics Namely "The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat when the throb of the knob is constant." or to put it in simplified terms "The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the meter of the peter" But if anything confuses you Allan, Don't Get SCARED, Just call us your friends and we'll explain it I found this for you hope it helps mate
"The angle of dangle is given By the throb of the knob. It's driven By the heat of the meat, As a function discrete: Get it on, or get off (Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include: a) Provided the urge remains constant.b) The bootie of the cutie
Rickard5- Admin
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Sick, sick, sick. Poor Flossie.......
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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Sid knee......best of luck mate, you can play spot the Aussie.
ps_port- Forum Pioneer
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ps_port wrote:Sid knee......best of luck mate, you can play spot the Aussie.
Aw c'mon mate...it's not that bad is it?
Anyway, I don't plan to leave my hotel room very often.....mwhawhaw
Alan Cullen- Forum Pioneer
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Re: wet tshirt
<blockquote>Is Hell Endothermic, or Exothermic?
First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must
have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls
leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it
will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death
rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to
increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay
the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I
sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be
true...Thus, hell is exothermic.</blockquote>
First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must
have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass.
So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls
leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it
will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these
religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death
rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to
increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay
the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
- If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase
until all hell breaks loose. - If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell
freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan
during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I
sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be
true...Thus, hell is exothermic.</blockquote>
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