Happy Birthday Rikard5!!

It's nice to know that Im 5 years behind you!! Hope you have a good birthday!!!

Happy happy, Joy, Joy, you bloody Texan. Have a great day mate.

Thanks guys Let's just hope I get B-Day Lucky this afternoon before I get too many "Crown and Cokes" in me

"Of course I don't have a Vagina, the Bars don't open till Noon in Texas"

Happy birthday. XXXX

Yeah the bad news bars don't open til noon. The good news? the bars dont open til NOON. You cant pick up a sheila that early anyway. Most woman have their first drinks at home

The Big 4 0 mate well done, have a good one.

Happy day Rickard. Don't forget to let the shelias spank you!!!

Ohh thanks Skeeps darling O O O O O O O to go with the X's

Rickard, did you pick up that woman at the bar?

jimithing wrote:Rickard, did you pick up that woman at the bar?

Well Jimi, if you're asking if I get "Birthday Lucky", I NEVER Finger Mary Jane Rottencrotch and tell Man. Didn't you lean any Esprit De Corps during you 12 week Island Vacation?

Funny Story that night, We were at this Bar a Friend of mine from Highschool is part owner in, and a bunch of us are hanging out, and I'm trying to Chat up this Girl I know, What we might call a Known Variable. So I go off for a few minuets to shoot a quick game, and get back to her just in time to see this Drunk guy that hitting on her get his Beer Poured all over his hand, and He Yells out "WHAT THE F" then calls her the C-Word. To which she Reply's, "Hey I was just trying to help you get your date Drunk", and you know that Feeling in the pit of your gut, when you know something BAD is going to happen, and then the drunk takes a good look at the Crew around her and Has a moment of clarity and quietly Walks away like a PUZZY. and at that moment I Knew I was Really F'n OLD, because I was actually kinda relived he just walked out with out any hassles! Made me long for Younger days of Roughneking just for the pure fun Of RoughNeking. So In Answer to the Question Yes I did Hook Up with a Chicy Babe, But I was as far from Lucky on My Birthday! Actuly The Party Sucked @SS.

But thanks for all the well wishes guys

Well, they say the worst part of being old, is remembering when you were young. Thats what I heard from an old guy

Just Wait Jimi you only got 5 years till you get old and a 3 till you have a teenage girl! I'm saving you a table at Lubie's for the early bird Specials!

Rickard5 wrote:

jimithing wrote:Rickard, did you pick up that woman at the bar?

Well Jimi, if you're asking if I get "Birthday Lucky", I NEVER Finger Mary Jane Rottencrotch and tell Man. Didn't you lean any Esprit De Corps during you 12 week Island Vacation?

Funny Story that night, We were at this Bar a Friend of mine from Highschool is part owner in, and a bunch of us are hanging out, and I'm trying to Chat up this Girl I know, What we might call a Known Variable. So I go off for a few minuets to shoot a quick game, and get back to her just in time to see this Drunk guy that hitting on her get his Beer Poured all over his hand, and He Yells out "WHAT THE F" then calls her the C-Word. To which she Reply's, "Hey I was just trying to help you get your date Drunk", and you know that Feeling in the pit of your gut, when you know something BAD is going to happen, and then the drunk takes a good look at the Crew around her and Has a moment of clarity and quietly Walks away like a PUZZY. and at that moment I Knew I was Really F'n OLD, because I was actually kinda relived he just walked out with out any hassles! Made me long for Younger days of Roughneking just for the pure fun Of RoughNeking. So In Answer to the Question Yes I did Hook Up with a Chicy Babe, But I was as far from Lucky on My Birthday! Actuly The Party Sucked @SS.

But thanks for all the well wishes guys

Happy B-lated B'Day....

And?
What?
No trip to Mexico to get crazy???
LOL

No donkey show...???

What's all this about a donkey show....I've never heard about it before...even Paul knows what it is.

I must be sheltered from all this debauchery way up here in the north.

we'll have to take this subject to the "smoker's Lounge" ... LOL


Paul... you can do the honors...

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear rickard5! Happy Birthday to you!!!!!! Late but hope you had a great BIG Texas celebration

Hau'oli la hanau! (Tha's Hawaiian for HB)

Cheers!
Vivian